Liker of coffee and words. Occasionally cranky. tumblr elderly. I apologize in advance for my tags.
on a scale of one to invade russia in the winter
how bad is your idea
invading finland in winter
the Finns used SKIS. just imagine being a Russian coming to battle and all of a sudden the Finns come out on nowhere ON SKIS
You could say the Russians were…
I did not know this. Wow. But still. The Russians deserted Moscow when Napoleon’s army invaded. The Russians were supposed to capitulate and hand over their food and wealth, billet the soldiers, and feed them. Instead the Russians took everything they could, left, and opened the prisons. They had the a few police set the city ON FIRE. 4/5’s of the city burned and the French who thought they’d won and were bad ass were like, “UH. OK. We’ll show ourselves out.” There was no food on the way home. They ate their horses. Which meant they all had to walk. It was freezing. Only 20% of the Grande Armée survived.
ISTJ: Practical and down-to-earth. Probably your mother.
ISFJ: Always nice enough to be suspicious and more loyal than all your pets combined.
ISTP: Probably don’t care about you, might still kill you in your sleep though.
ISFP: Always carrying at least 4 daisy chains on them at all times; don’t take them to museums if you ever want to come out again.
INTP: That one guy hiding in their room trying to calculate exactly how much bigger the TARDIS is on the inside.
INFP: Starry-eyed idealist, so caring and sweet they might just rot your teeth out.
INTJ: 50% standoffishness, 50% being right all the time, 100% better than you.
INFJ: Spends half their time delivering melodramatic heroic monologues and the other half attempting to purify the ground they walk on.
ESTJ: 100% committed to their life partner, the rulebook.
ESFJ: Happy to make you happy to make them—could potentially create a feeling paradox.
ESTP: Probably Kanye West.
ESFP: The golden retriever you always wanted, except in human form.
ENTP: Would probably blow up the world to calculate shrapnel velocity.
ENFP: Like a bottle of fizzy soda, except with more righteousness.
ENTJ: Like an INTJ, just better at hiding the fact that they’re an asshole.
ENFJ: The world’s mother hen. May also be running ten cults of worship behind your back.
A woman just sat in my office and told me how her ex-boyfriend hooked her up to a car with jumper cables and electrocuted her for fun.
*squish* This is true. A lot of women are trapped by multiple issues—race, sex, education, poverty, and a whole host of other things. But poverty is a tough one. I’ve been dirt poor at times, but that’s not the same at all. KyrieAnne is a lovely person and she handles things like this so well.